Why I Hate livejournal too

I can't believe some of the crap I read.

It's so annoying.
Maybe I'm just tired
but I really don't want to read
the personal details of my friends' sex lives.

Nor do I want to read posts from FtMs
who think it's oppressive
for anyone to suggest that they are not regular old straight men.

I know that, in my postmodernist classes
it was fun to banter about reality
and what comprises reality
but seriously
get a fkn grip.

Why I Hate MySpace

because I am not 14.
because I am creeped out by watching other 30 something 40 something dykes
act like they are 14.
because I am neither a whore nor a band.